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Eric Schmidt Started Spending His Bonus on This Playboy-Adjacent Manse
Last week, Google announced that Eric Schmidt got a $106 million bonus based on the company's 2013 performance. According to the New York Post, he hasn't wasted any time putting it to good use.Read...
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Hacker Swipes PayPal President's Credit Card Info, Goes on Shopping Spree
When you own a company specializing in online payments, the constant threat of hackers and phishing schemes is an inescapable part of the job description. So it's hard not to experience a little...
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Snapchat Is Too Arrogant to Fix Its Security Problems
What does Snapchat CEO Evan Spiegel care about, other than wooing Taylor Swift and driving his Ferrari? Turning his startup into a business doesn't seem to register, and based on the newest report of...
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The Real Reason Why Techies Are the New Yuppies
Back in the 1980s, people talked about the 1 percent by referring to "young urban professionals," or yuppies. The term was supposed to contrast with hippies, the youth culture of a previous generation....
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Defamer News Anchor Mistakes Samuel L. Jackson for Laurence Fishburne | Paleofuture Tell Me You Wouldn't Buy This Snow-Fighting Fire Plow | Regressing Map: Where In America Can You Watch Canada's Great...
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The 21st Century Valentine's Day Gift for Someone You Hate
The future is now, and it is conducive to extremely depressing, impersonal gifts for your lover. Brit Morin and TaskRabbit, a startup for lazy babies who can't use their own limbs, are promising...
View ArticleJohn Oliver On The Crunchies: "Why Do You Need An Awards Ceremony?"
Last night, TechCrunch rolled out the green carpet (unfortunately, I'm speaking literally here) and lit up Davies Symphony Hall to look like the inside of The Matrix in order to properly honor . . ....
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Business Insider Changed its Story on Buzzfeed
Yesterday, Business Insider chief correspondent Nicholas Carlson stuck a subtle shiv into his competitors at Buzzfeed, attributing the site's success in exploiting Facebook's ever-evolving newsfeed...
View ArticleYou can call yourself "utterly pointless," flounder in beta forever, pivot,...
You can call yourself "utterly pointless," flounder in beta forever, pivot, then show a downward slope in the App Store, and still get acqui-hired by Yahoo. No man left behind, no landing too soft....
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Amazon Protestors Block Seattle Traffic
There, there, Google, it's not just you—a small group stopped one of Amazon's private shuttles a streetcar in its tracks outside Amazon HQ, decrying the company's business dealings with the CIA. The...
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Screwed By Square
This is a guest post by game designer and writer Alex Shvartsman originally published on his blog: In addition to making the small bucks as a science fiction writer, I have a day job. I run a game...
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Apple Sounds Like a Terrible Place to Work
There are few jobs as paper-prestigious as working where the iPod was invented. Even though Apple lost its startup zeal many years ago, it's still the Harvard of tech firms, surrounded by smooth lines...
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GoldieBlox Means Well But Doesn't Live Up to the Hype
GoldieBlox has inspired much enthusiasm among adults. The concept—disrupt the pink aisle! provide girls with an alternative to princess-mania!—is the stuff TED talks and viral videos are made of. But...
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Last week: Twitter's stock price plunges after a weak earnings report, and...
Last week: Twitter's stock price plunges after a weak earnings report, and still no sign of profitability. Today, Twitter's Head of News, Vivian Schiller, enjoys a New York office "champagne tasting,"...
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Oh Hey, Half the PRISM Slideshow Just Joined Anti-Surveillance Day
Yesterday, we called the coalition behind "The Day We Fight Back," an initiative protesting mass surveillance, to find out why NSA-friendly tech giants had not signed up alongside Reddit, Tumblr, and...
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Bing Is Heavily Censoring Chinese Language Searches Within the U.S. [Update]
Chinese citizens expect their government to censor search results. But according to The Guardian, Bing has been censoring results for Chinese language searches, even when you access the Microsoft-owned...
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Tim Armstrong Refused to Take Questions at AOL's Conference for Women
The mission statement for AOL's invite-only Makers Conference sounded suspect from the start. How can a random assortment of high-profile women (and a handful of male executives) possibly presume to...
View ArticleStartup Founder Is Relying on His Daddy, Dr. Phil
If you're one of the many Americans who watches the Dr. Phil show, you might be getting a startup advertisement without realizing it. "Doctor" Phil McGraw's son—who is also not a medical doctor—is the...
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Female Athletes Say Tinder Use at The Olympic Village Is "Next Level"
Jamie Anderson, the 23-year-old American snowboarder, tells US Weekly that she and her fellow female athletes spend their down time in Sochi on one app in particular:Read more...
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The Biggest Bullshit Job Titles in Tech
Last week, the chilling visage of David Shing was thrust upon the world. Equally horrific was his job title—"Digital Prophet." That's something you can be for a living? Yes, and there are plenty of...
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