Yahoo! Buys Another Thing, July Edition
Marissa Mayer has been at the helm of Yahoo! for just over a year, and in those fleeting twelve months, has purchased 18 companies. Today, AllThingsD reports it becomes 19, and we still don't really...
View ArticleFacebook Chooses Worst Possible Metaphor
Unless the company recently acqui-hired an ironic sense of humor, Facebook might want to give its graphic design interns a brief lesson on history. Or hubris. Or both!Read more...
View ArticleJezebel Reminder: Worst person in Weiner scandal is still Anthony Weiner |...
Jezebel Reminder: Worst person in Weiner scandal is still Anthony Weiner | Kotaku Wayne Brady demonstrates how stupid Grand Theft Auto looks taken to real life | Lifehacker How to be more productive...
View ArticleBang with Friends: 'We Were Definitely Blindsided' [Full Complaint]
Yesterday, Zynga's lawyers threatened the hook-up app Bang with Friends with a trademark lawsuit. Since then Zynga sources have been whispering that the publicly-traded time bomb has tried to resolve...
View ArticleTwelve Startup Coworkers Live Together In This House
It's July (almost August!), but a haunted house is never out of season: one third of the team at an L.A. digital ad company work—and sleep—in one abode. Without a salary. There is no Silicon Cult....
View ArticleEvery Startup Cliche Is For Sale
Last year, when an admirer of Facebook's sorta-creepy motivational posters tried to sell his own for zero profit, the social network's resident graphic designer blew his lid, crying ripoff. Today, all...
View ArticleSean Parker's Wedding: Tackier Than We Ever Dreamt
Ex-Facebook president, drug enthusiast, and High Elf of The Redwoods Sean Parker is a private man—he just wanted to marry his beautiful cosplaying fiancee in peace, along with hundreds of their rich...
View ArticleMotorola: Girls Will Love Our New Smartphone!
There's a new Android phone, and it's very nice and pretty much just like all the other very nice ones. It's also—Motorola can't stress this enough—ovary-friendly. It'll match your Pop Rocks and pink...
View ArticleMeanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg and his gal surprised their friends with a...
Meanwhile, Mark Zuckerberg and his gal surprised their friends with a marriage during a backyard BBQ.Read more...
View ArticleYou knew this Vanity Fair article would be a lovefest when this sentence is...
You knew this Vanity Fair article would be a lovefest when this sentence is in the third paragraph "Parker, 33, is best known for how he was portrayed, if inaccurately, by Justin Timberlake in the...
View ArticleSean Parker Just Can't Help Making Things Worse
Unless you've been accused of murder, replying to critics on the internet is generally a horrible idea. Case in point: Sean Parker, whose repeated railings against press commentary on his wedding has...
View ArticleWell - Xanga has reached it's fundraising goal and will be around awhile...
Well - Xanga has reached it's fundraising goal and will be around awhile longer. So, it's not shutting down. It was the community on Xanga that saved it.Read more...
View ArticleYahoo! Is For Losers
Marissa Mayer is quickly establishing herself as tech's preeminent taxidermist: the company will acquire Rockmelt, AllThingsD reports, a social aggregation something something that no one else wanted....
View ArticleYou Can't Look at #Gay on iPhone Tumblr, But #Underage is OK
In the slow battle between humankind's love of porn and Tumblr's need to somehow make money, we find ourselves in a sort of ceasefire: boobs can stay, but they won't be easy to find. Caught in the...
View ArticleMore Layoffs Hit AOL
It's been a couple months since the last employee throat-slitting over at AOL, but the peaceful streak ends today: more firings across many departments while a new exec summers on Martha's...
View ArticleSilicon Valley's Latest Strikebreaking Tactic: A Private Boat to Work
Last time San Francisco's BART employees went on strike, local car rental app seized the opportunity: nothing says solidarity like a private helicopter ride. Today, with more labor rumblings, Uber is...
View ArticleVenture Capitalist Dreams of Movie Theaters with Wi-Fi and Lights
There is a tech bubble because the people making the things are unable to relate to the people who should be using the things. Judgment is run through a series of prisms, mufflers, and tubes filled...
View ArticleHow To Screw a Friend Out of an $800 Million Idea
There are some forces so powerful, not even the wrought iron bonds of frat friendship can withstand them. Money is one—and so the fun-loving young dudes who made Snapchat are at each other's throats in...
View ArticleJeff Bezos: Haver of Money
Jeff Bezos spent less of his net worth on the Washington Post than Sean Parker spent of his net worth on his wedding. — Adam Frucci (@frucci) August 5, 2013Read more...
View ArticleJeff Bezos Is Buying the Washington Post
Here is what just happened this afternoon, with no warning: Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos, whose net worth is estimated to be more than $25 billion, just purchased the Washington Post. By himself. What?Read...
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