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Inspired By Lean In, Woman Offers $10k to Crowd-Source a Husband
Pop quiz, feminists: what's the proper response to reading Lean In?Read more...
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Hookup App Tinder's Security Problems Lasted for Weeks, Not Hours
When a company tells you that it was insecurely broadcasting your exact GPS location and Facebook profile for mere "hours," you hope you can trust them. That's what hookup app Tinder told us about its...
View ArticleFacebook Makes Even More Money than Wall Street Wanted
Stock analysts are usually happy with nothing except insane, impossible financial performance (see: Apple), but today investors are content. Facebook's earnings are huge—Sean Parker wedding...
View ArticleTechCrunch's Facebook Ambassador Pens 400 Words About one Sentence
For the past couple of years, bored tech writers have been telling this spooky ghost story about teens bored with Facebook. Today, during Facebook's latest earnings report, Zuckerberg denied the youth...
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Google Boss Enjoys $15 Mil Manhattan Sex Penthouse
If you're a "normal married dude," who also happens to have a ton of sex on the side, you probably go to a motel or the back of a Jeep, I don't know. But if you're Google's executive chairman, knee...
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Startups Are Just Lying About Spam Now
Every app wants to be like Snapchat: it came out of nowhere, without much planning, and now devours attention spans across North America. It's also worth $800 million, mostly through word of mouth....
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Kickstarter Project Canceled After Dude Spends All the Money
If you were thinking about donating some money to help Spike Lee get back on his feet, maybe think twice: this guy just raised over $120,000 to make a game, and then just walked away with all the...
View ArticleStartup Dudes Are Sniping Restaurant Reservations with Robots
Silicon Valley has no time for the dictates of supply and demand: if a programmer wants to eat at one of San Francisco's most exclusive restaurants, he's going to get that fucking table by exploiting...
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The Many Women of Eric Schmidt's Instagram
If there's one thing you should know about Google's Director of Open Marriage Engineering, Eric Schmidt, it's that he loves to fuck. He's also following a select, interesting assortment of people on...
View ArticleI know one of these women!
I know one of these women! I just asked her - she doesn't even really know Eric Schmidt - she's just been at random parties with him.Read more...
View ArticleZynga Continues To Eat It
The FarmVille dust bowl continues. Today the company announced that the number of people playing its games is rapidly shrinking: "Daily active users were...down to 39 million from 72 million a year...
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Snapchat Beta Tested with Homeless People
Amid this hellish, malarial rant about innovation, or something, startup founder Francis Pedraza says one interesting thing: Snapchat is so simple, even the destitute can use it! We all need to think...
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You Can Still View Eric Schmdit's Deleted Instagram Profile
I don't have any problem with Google executive chairman Eric Schmidt's online ogling if his wife doesn't have a problem with it. Do you. But someone must've taken issue, because his Instagram account,...
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Twitter Getting $22 Mil Tax Break for Helping Charities Tweet
When Twitter, one of San Francisco's flagship startups, threatened to ditch the city over tax complaints a couple years back, the city caved. Twitter received a giant break, in exchange for a promise...
View ArticleObeying Traffic Laws Is Very 1.0
A Google Bus just took an illegal turn and almost hit me. The look I gave that driver —- Y'all. — Saeed Jones (@theferocity) July 30, 2013Read more...
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San Francisco Startup Cabs Warned to Avoid the Airport
Even if your Lyft driver isn't trying to get in your jeggings with a fake cancer diagnosis, West Coast ridesharers face a new threat: citizen arrest.Read more...
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FarmVille Suing Bang With Friends
Zynga, the failing company behind games you used to play like Draw Something and Words With Friends, is getting desperate as it falters: Bloomberg reports the firm is taking silly sex app Bang With...
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Is Google the Most Sexually Liberated Tech Company in The World?
We've talked plenty about Google's executive chairman, Eric "2 Hot 4 Instagram" Schmidt, and his love-making manse. Today, here's Bill Maris, managing partner at Google Ventures, one of the most...
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