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No, Eric Schmidt, You Don't Deserve 100 Million More Dollars
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Twitter just released its first quarterly earnings report.
Twitter just released its first quarterly earnings report. With earnings of per share of 4 cents on revenue of $243 million, the company "well surpassed" estimated revenue, however user growth has slowed. Stock dipped on the news. Perhaps Dick Costolo can use his stand-up skills during the earnings call to convince Wall Street otherwise.
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Everybody's Getting Corrupt Google Search Results Except Europe
For the first time ever, Google has given into regulatory pressure to change its search results. Today, the company reached a settlement with antitrust regulators in the European Union, thereby "wriggling out of billions of dollars in potential fines," reports the Wall Street Journal.
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Happy Belated Birthday, Facebook: Here's a Drunk Mark Zuckerberg
Facebook turned 10 yesterday, which means that if Mark Zuckerberg were still a middle-finger-swinging youth, he'd just be getting over his hangover. Instead, he's a perfectly groomed
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Silicon Valley Can't Stop Shit-Talking Itself on This New App
Posting secrets anonymously is an old idea on the internet, but Secret is special for one reason: so far it's completely taken over by gossiping techies, early adopters with lots of bile to unload. It's part therapy, part confession, part defamation, and it's a lot of fun to eavesdrop.
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Design Changes at Valleywag
The site looks different today! I know, I know—another iteration of our commenting system. I appreciate you all sticking through the perpetual flux, and I promise there's a lot of thoughtfulness at work here. Read about the vision behind Kinja from the boss of my boss, Nick Denton.
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Wendi Deng Doesn't Miss Eric Schmidt's Naked Body
Today in horrible images that'll make you beg outside a hospital for a lobotomy: Rubert Murdoch's ex is so glad to no longer be sexing Google's executive chairman. That makes seven billion of us.
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AOL CEO Blames Selfish New 401k Plan on Two Pregnant Women
What could make Tim
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Tim Armstrong's Salary, in Distressed Babies
Apparently money is tight at AOL, as emergency medical expenses for two complicated pregnancies are enough to justify
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Defamer Aaron Sorkin: Philip Seymour Hoffman's Death Might Save Lives | Paleofuture 8 Viral Sochi Ol
Defamer Aaron Sorkin: Philip Seymour Hoffman's Death Might Save Lives | Paleofuture 8 Viral Sochi Olympics Photos That Are Total Lies | Regressing This New NBA Stat Is A Huge Step Forward For Basketball Analysis | Truck Yeah! Guys Driving Mars Rover 'Curiosity' Keen To Hit Martian Sand Dune | Kinja Popular Posts
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HotelTonight CEO Sends Woman Tech Reporter Super Creepy Package
If you're the CEO of a startup that specializes in finding cheap, last-minute hotel rooms from your smartphone, don't send a young tech writer an unsolicited, bizarre signed photo of yourself and a bottle of wine.
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Live Next to Apple's CEO for Just $2.8 Million
Tim Cook
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Protesters Will Disrupt TechCrunch's Award Ceremony
The fabulous, 7th annual Crunchies—Silicon Valley's Teen Choice Awards—will kick off this coming Monday. As startup luminaries and the press converge on the Davies Symphony Hall in San Francisco, a group of angry protesters will be waiting for them.
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This Man Is Representing AOL on Live Television
If you work at AOL, here are two people that make more money than you: Chief Executive Prickhole Tim Armstrong
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Paleofuture The FDA Just Approved a PillCam The Jetsons Predicted 50 Years Ago | Defamer Dylan Farro
Paleofuture The FDA Just Approved a PillCam The Jetsons Predicted 50 Years Ago | Defamer Dylan Farrow Confronts Backlash: Woody Allen Is My "Sick, Evil Father" | Regressing Model Predicts That The U.S. Is Going To Dominate Sochi | Truck Yeah! 2015 Ford F-150 Claiming To Be First Pickup With A 'Snow Plow' Button | Kinja Popular Posts
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Mother Says AOL Used Her "Distressed Baby" As a Corporate Scapegoat
In the midst of the strongest quarter AOL's had in a decade, CEO Tim Armstrong blamed
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Tim Armstrong Has a History of Targeting Pregnant Employees
Why on earth would AOL CEO Tim Armstrong blame "distressed babies
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Take a First Look at Mike Judge's Silicon Valley TV Show
There have been two shots at bringing startups to television: Bravo's catastrophe
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The Tech Party So Obnoxious It Doesn't Seem Real
Silicon Valley must now be trying to make you hate it. There's no other explanation for the "Startup and Tech Mixer," an assemblage of 2,500 San Francisco techies who sipped cocktails, networked, rode a mechanical bull, and produced some of the most nightmarishly obnoxious quotes I've ever read.
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For more than five months, between August 22, 2013 and February 4, 2014, your private Instagram phot
For more than five months, between August 22, 2013 and February 4, 2014, your private Instagram photos were vulnerable to hackers, according to the security researcher who let Facebook know.
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