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"Hot Or Not," A Tinder Copycat, Is Using Spam to Climb the App Charts

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"Hot Or Not," A Tinder Copycat, Is Using Spam to Climb the App Charts

The original Hot or Not, which launched in 2000, was the precursor to today's ratings apps—a website that let strangers judge pulchritude by profile pic alone. It's so old, Mark Zuckerberg ripped off the idea to get Facebook rolling. So how did the newly relaunched version get to no. 13 in Apple's App Store? With the help of good old fashioned email spam.

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How to Make a Period Tracker App We'd Actually Want to Use

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How to Make a Period Tracker App We'd Actually Want to Use

Women are using period-tracking apps to keep track of their periods (as the name would indicate) — and the New York Times is on it. My original thought on the matter was, "Why would I need this? My body has a built-in period tracking app. It went off the other week when I cried at Prince William and Kate Middleton's engagement photo — which was taken candidly, by a radiator, in the enduring glow of a tender and true love." But then, reading more, I reconsidered my position.

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Grow a Spine, Yahoo!

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Grow a Spine, Yahoo!

For 20 minutes or so today, Gmail was unavailable, and a million corny tweets flitted in and out of white-collar attention spans. Among them was a short, subtle, teasing message from Yahoo!, ribbing its chief corporate competitor with a simple notice that "Gmail is temporarily unavailable" and a screenshot of an error message. Hours later, it apologized. This is pathetic.

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Silicon Valley Legend Compares Techie Backlash to Nazi Rampage

Winklevoss-Backed Bitcoin Startup CEO Busted by Feds

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Winklevoss-Backed Bitcoin Startup CEO Busted by Feds

If there's anything the Winklevoss ubermenschen love more than Harvard and revenge, it's Bitcoin, everyone's favorite speculative funny money. They've been investing in Bitcoin-related startups, and it's already going south: one of their CEOs just got arrested at the airport.

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Was Sean Parker a Grammy Seat-Filler for Yoko Ono?

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Was Sean Parker a Grammy Seat-Filler for Yoko Ono?

Last night, some sharp-eyed CBS viewers spotted reformed playboy investor and nature-spoiler Sean Parker next to Sean Lennon—in what appears to be Sean Lennon's mom's seat. What.

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Apps Have Been Leaking "Golden Nuggets" of Personal Info to the NSA

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Apps Have Been Leaking "Golden Nuggets" of Personal Info to the NSA

The Guardian has obtained top secret documents from Edward Snowden that show that both the NSA and GCHQ (its UK equivalent) have been developing the ability to siphon personal information from "leaky" smartphone apps such as Google Maps and Angry Birds. In one document, the agency lays out the "perfect scenario" of the type of info it can obtain when a photo taken with a smartphone is uploaded to a social media site.

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DEA Target Charlie Shrem Told Bitcoin Startups To Be "Super Careful"

Google Bus Gentrification Looks Undeniable on a Map

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Lawsuit Blames Uber App for Death of 6-Year-Old Girl

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Lawsuit Blames Uber App for Death of 6-Year-Old Girl

Traffic accidents can happen anywhere, to any company. But a California attorney contends that a recent Uber fatality isn't like other accidents—the app itself makes drivers a danger on the road.

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Tom Perkins Defends Holocaust-Invoking Message with Crazy Rant

Tom Perkins Became the Least Likable Man in America Last Night

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Last night, Bloomberg West's Emily Chang treated us to one of the greatest TV interviews in recent memory, as she sat down with venture capitalist-cum-cartoon villain Tom Perkins. He not only stood by his Nazi-invoking defense of the rich, he clearly gives no fucks about being an inhuman oligarch. Here are all the best (worst) moments.

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Dear Winklevoss Twins: Please Don't Ever Compare Bitcoin to Gandhi

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Dear Winklevoss Twins: Please Don't Ever Compare Bitcoin to Gandhi

Especially when it's getting you in hot water. The above tweet is presumably from today's New York Department of Financial Services hearing on the legitimacy and future of Bitcoin as currency, and should have been thought over more carefully.

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A Guide to Tom Perkins, the Looniest Tech Guy In Silicon Valley

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It looks like all that synergy wasn't enough to help Marissa Mayer steer Yahoo in a more promising d

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It looks like all that synergy wasn't enough to help Marissa Mayer steer Yahoo in a more promising direction. Despite hyping improved ad technology at CES, with revenue down, the ship is staying afloat thanks mostly to equity in Alibaba.

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No, this isn't the worst ever episode of Weekend Update--Marissa Mayer continues to do a painfully a

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No, this isn't the worst ever episode of Weekend Update—Marissa Mayer continues to do a painfully awkward video presentation during each Yahoo! quarterly earnings report. It needs to stop doing this, because non-struggling companies do not do this.

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