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Investor Proud His Startup Is Wasting Money Living in a Mansion

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Investor Proud His Startup Is Wasting Money Living in a Mansion

When you scoop up some venture capital money, the first thing you should do is rent out a mansion in one of the wealthiest neighborhoods in Silicon Valley. Don't worry: after you move into Downton Valley, your investor will cheer you on!

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Google Pays $3.2 Billion In Cash for Thermostat

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Google Pays $3.2 Billion In Cash for Thermostat

Google just agreed to pay $3.2 billion in cash to buy Nest Labs, the makers of "unloved but important" home devices like thermostats and smoke alarms, i.e. hardware that could help save and improve lives for a huge demographic of homeowners. How does the saying go: Two Internet of Things is worth one ephemeral in the bush?

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Defamer Secret's Out: Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld Considering Broadway Play | Sploid First Game o

How did Bloomberg arrive at the block-headed conclusion that New York HATES the sharing economy?

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How did Bloomberg arrive at the block-headed conclusion that New York HATES the sharing economy? Maybe because they polled a very skewed sampling of your average citizen: "Ask a bunch of New Yorkers where they spend their money: apartments, cars, vacation lodgings, maybe designer handbags."

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Sheryl Sandberg Revises Lean In for College Grads (Men Too)

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Sheryl Sandberg Revises Lean In for College Grads (Men Too)

After coining the phrase that launched a thousand terrible jokes and inaccurate references, Sheryl Sandberg is hoping to expand her message to the youths of America: in April, she'll release Lean In For Graduates.

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Being New York Tech VC Royalty Is Chill as Hell

Uber Cofounder Is Launching On Demand Healthcare for the 1%

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Uber Cofounder Is Launching On Demand Healthcare for the 1%

Sources tell Valleywag that after housing and transportation, the latest slice of public infrastructure to get the VIP, front-of-the-line treatment is healthcare. We hear Oscar Salazar, an Uber cofounder who helped design and implement the e-hailing prototype, is working on a startup that will offer personalized house calls from doctors. It plans to launch imminently.

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Will This Video Convince You To Work at a Failing Startup?

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When Path sprayed a cheap bottle of champagne in its own face over the weekend, touting a new, loathsome investor, it ended on a positive note. Not only is the superfluous social network staving off death a little longer, it's hiring! But will anyone fall for this dreck?

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Pay $300, Talk to Guy Who Used to Work at TechCrunch for 45 Minutes

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The First Interview that Calls Rap Genius Out on Their Bullshit

Apple and Google Face $9 B. Lawsuit for Conspiring to Suppress Wages

Jack Dorsey: Cash Register Receipts Are a New "Publishing Medium"

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Jack Dorsey: Cash Register Receipts Are a New "Publishing Medium"

Jack Dorsey, Twitter co-founder and internet poet laureate, has officially been high off the fumes of his own shit for too long. Today he took the stage at the National Retail Federation expo in New York, and preached nutso visions about sales receipts.

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Marc Andreessen Defends the NSA for Spying

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Twitter wasn't always Marc Andreessen's jam. His recent bout of 140 character logorrhea came after a lengthy 983 day silent period. But the venture capitalist is back with a vengeance and recently launched a diatribe dismissing people who question the NSA as naive and possibly illiterate.

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"After the thermostat, we're going to reimagine every unloved product in people's lives."


Yahoo Who Made More Than Marissa Mayer Leaves With $20 M. Stock Bonus

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Yahoo Who Made More Than Marissa Mayer Leaves With $20 M. Stock Bonus

Henrique De Castro has been pushed out of Yahoo on a plank lined with RSUs. The chief operating officer, whom insiders described as a "dead man walking," is leaving with a $20 million stock bonus after working at the company for a little more than a year.

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Path Got Hacked and No One Cared

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Path Got Hacked and No One Cared

How do you know your startup is bombing? It's so unpopular, even when users are getting unsolicited messages from robots saying "Make me cum now," there are so few of those users, it's like it didn't even happen.

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Snapchat Spam: Sexy Photos Lead to Compromised Branded Short Domains

Where you see sick patients, venture capitalists see off-the-charts consumer engagement.

Venmo: Everyone Hates Your Weirdo Subway Ads

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Venmo: Everyone Hates Your Weirdo Subway AdsVenmo is a little app for your little phone that makes it easy to beam money from your bank account to someone else's. It's very handy! It's also seen terrific success through word of mouth. So why, why oh why, is the company plastering New York with these universally hated ads?

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