Silicon Alley during the morning commute. Photo submitted by anonymous Valleywag reader.
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Silicon Alley during the morning commute.
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Regressing NFL Playoff Longshots: A Guide To The Also-Rans | Defamer CBS Will Use Bruce Springsteen
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Rap Genius Returns to Google with an Apology
"It takes a few days for things to return to normal, but we're officially back!," says the recently exiled lyrics crew. Sure enough, RG
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Four Lies Mark Zuckerberg Tells Himself
When life gives you death threats from teenagers, you make yourself a media resurrection. Enter this heart-warming tale of Mark Zuckerberg, a humble billionaire who learned to stop worrying and love that his stock price depended on revenue from mobile advertising.
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Top Snapchatter Assures Sorority Rejects He'll Still Fuck Them
If money is the root of all evil, inflated venture-backed paper valuation is probably the root of acting like a Silicon Valley dick: friends say Snapchat's
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Apple has added language to its corporate charter promising to diversify its board.
Apple has added language to its corporate charter promising to diversify its board. "It's all white men," said Jonas Kron, director of shareholder advocacy at Boston-based Trillium.
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Snapchat Is Lobbying Congress
An app that lets you send disappearing pictures and videos now has an at least very slight influence in our American democratic process, The Hill reports.
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The Shadowy Network That Helps Candy Crush Drive Downloads
Earlier this week, a number of Associated Press readers reported that accessing AP stories from their smartphones "automatically redirected" them to the download page for games like Candy Crush. Even readers who hadn't clicked on the ad, ended up in Apple App Store anyways.
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Tech Companies Will Have to Pay San Francisco for Private Shuttles
Tech cos using commuter buses will pay SF around $100k each for a total of about $1.5 million over 18 month pilot program.
— Sarah G McBride (@mcbridesg) January 6, 2014
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Kid Who Has Done Nothing Receives Award
How to get a "30 Under 30" nod from Forbes, in the coveted finance category: provide a documented history
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Defamer Netflix Debuts House of Cards Season Two Trailer | Paleofuture Here's How Ridiculous This Ye
Defamer Netflix Debuts House of Cards Season Two Trailer | Paleofuture Here's How Ridiculous This Year's CES Will Look in 2034 | Regressing Teams In The Orange Bowl Don't Make Any Money, And Other Lies | Sploid Kid lip-synced to Queen song for 3 years to make cool time-lapse video | Kinja Popular Posts
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Forbes: Snapchat CEO Lied to Us To Look Cool
In a recent interview with Forbes as part of their "30 Under 30" bonanza, the mag sat down and talked Facebook diplomacy with Evan Spiegel
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Fab.com Basically Shuts Down in Europe
After its repeated New York blood-lettings, erstwhile
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Y Combinator's Do-It-For-Me Laundry Service Has Fluffed Its Last Load
Y Combinator, that mecca for hardcore hackers running on pure Paleo and possibility, has lost one of its own to the dead pool. The door-to-door laundry service Prim
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The Most Hyped Secret Startup of 2013 Is Here (And Incredibly Boring)
"Jelly" has been a closely guarded secret
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Tech Companies Want to Buy Protestors' Silence for $1 Per Bus Stop
The only thing more laughable than protestors demanding that tech corporations pay San Francisco $1 billion/year for illegally using public bus stops is Mayor Ed Lee's proposed solution. His plan calls for companies like Google to pay a pitiful $1 per bus stop squat.
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Regressing Is "Discipline" Overrated In The NFL?
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Google's Newest Commuter Chariot Declares Dominion Over the Sea
There's been a lot of talk about easing tensions in San Francisco of late. Ron Conway wants to squash it, Mayor Ed Lee begged it hush up. Now Google is giving it a shot . . . in the most socially awkward way possible: a private employees-only ferry named The Triumphant.
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Boycott Uber If You Don't Like It
Uber is a luxury car service that sells increased convenience for a high price. It may be seen as a symptom of a wealthy lifestyle which rubs many people the wrong way. So what should you do if you don't like Uber? You should not use Uber.
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David Pogue Interviewing Nick D'Aloisio Was Beautiful Blowjob to Yahoo
No sooner had Marissa Mayer pledged her allegiance to content (and advertising!) at CES than she put David Pogue to work. On stage this afternoon, the new head of Yahoo Tech "magazine" just wrapped up an interview with Nick D'Aloisio, the insufferable entrepreneur
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