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You Can't Say 'Fuck' on Google Glass
If Google wants a face computer on every paying human, it's going to have to get over its lingual prudishness immediately—because right now, the device won't recognize dirty words, and there's no way...
View ArticleCelebrinvestor Ashton Kutcher Requires His Own Elevator
Two And A Half Men star Ashton Kutcher pours a fair amount of his money into startups. To that end, he hopped upon the TechCrunch Disrupt stage today to talk about all the money his fund has—and we...
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Yahoo Does Something Smart, Doubles Paid Maternity Leave
In a move that many aficionados of American capitalism are already lauding as really, really smart, Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer, the boss who loves her employees so much she wants to see them in the...
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Snapchat Is Now a Marketing Tool Like Everything Else
Snapchat and Taco Bell, two of America's most unhealthy and beloved pastimes, are now together at last. Why? To make Taco Bell some money. Maybe. Even they're not really sure. But there's plenty of...
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Facebook Makes a Ton of Money Again
Quarterly earnings time: Zuck's advertising trian chugga-chugged $1.46 billion in revenue for Q1, a year-over-year increase of 38-percent, with profits up 7-percent. Way to go Zuck—and let's all give...
View ArticleFacebook has rejected an ad criticizing FWD.
Facebook has rejected an ad criticizing FWD.us, Mark Zuckerberg's creepy political group, because it used Zuckerberg's face.
View Article'7 WAYS TO TELL IF A TECH GUY LIKES YOU'
I have no idea, actually—maybe if he says nice things to you and treats you kindly? But I do know that these seven "ways" published in The Bold Italic are not it. Sorry, "tech guys." 1. He views your...
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Colbert to Snapchat: 'Does your profit disappear after 10 seconds too?'
Evan You don't usually see nervous startup types on national TV shows, but Colbert welcomed Snapchat co-founders Evan Spiegel and Bobby Murphy last night. His question: why do we need this? How will it...
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AirBnb Is Busing Reporters to The Hamptons for a Great Gatsby Party
With fears of a tech bubble looming, what better tie-in for your company fête than... the period right before America's greatest financial disaster? Someone at AirBnb sure thinks so: mark your...
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Mark Zuckerberg's Mansion Is On Foursquare
For an example of how privacy in the digital age can get dot complicated, check out the public listing for Mark Zuckerberg's $7 million Palo Alto mansion on Foursquare. Judging by the name of the...
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Meet the Hipster Gods of Facebook HQ
Brandon Stanton, the photog behind mega-popular portrait site Humans of New York, is posting specimens from his trip to Zuckerberg's Money Den. The results? Portlandia meets Palo Alto. Join us on a...
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Warren Buffett Joins Twitter, Can Fuck With Stock Prices In Real Time
If, while web-surfing at work, you ever wonder about the weather in Omaha or pine for platitudes about thriftiness and solid work ethics, take heart! A rich old man has joined Twitter to tell you...
View ArticleSilicon Valley Trailer Park Facing Destruction
There will never be a good time to be poor, or a bad time to be rich: the NYT has a sad report from Palo Alto, where soaring real estate prices are starting to squeeze out ordinary humans. In Palo...
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Branch Founder: Zuckerberg "Bribes Politicians" with FWD.us
The backlash against Silicon Valley's covert right wing boosterism just picked up a little more speed: Josh Miller, the young chief of Twitter chat system Branch, is calling Zuck out. There's nothing...
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Google Serves You Free Champagne When You Pick Up Your Google Glass
Google's plan to get consumers to fork over $1,500 for the future a face computer has been orchestrated less like a Pavlovian product launch (designed to make tech bloggers salivate) and more like a...
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Today's Conflict of Interest: Sarah Lacy Loves Internet College!
When last we met PandoDaily, the ever-conflicted crew was gushing about how great their benefactor's shoe company is. Today, Pando's Shill-in-chief Sarah Lacy thinks questionable, for-profit online...
View ArticleHow Many People Are Possibly Qualified for This Job?
Twitter is looking for someone with a minimum of 15 years in journalism who's also tech-savvy enough to "shape and drive the next growth phase of Twitter’s partnership with the news industry." I'd love...
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Oracle CEO's Latest Ego-Stroke Is Absolutely Incredible
Software billionaire Larry Ellison is rich. Jet-owning, fleet-cruising, bought an entire Hawaiian island rich. But there's been something missing in his aggrandizing oeuvre. Maybe an invite from Larry...
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