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Silicon Alley during the morning commute.
Silicon Alley during the morning commute. Photo submitted by anonymous Valleywag reader.Read more...
View ArticleRegressing NFL Playoff Longshots: A Guide To The Also-Rans | Defamer CBS Will...
Regressing NFL Playoff Longshots: A Guide To The Also-Rans | Defamer CBS Will Use Bruce Springsteen in a Sad Ploy for Ratings | Paleofuture The Most Exciting Time Capsules Being Opened This Year |...
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Rap Genius Returns to Google with an Apology
"It takes a few days for things to return to normal, but we're officially back!," says the recently exiled lyrics crew. Sure enough, RG links are popping back up on Google, and the foot-in-mouth Yalie...
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Four Lies Mark Zuckerberg Tells Himself
When life gives you death threats from teenagers, you make yourself a media resurrection. Enter this heart-warming tale of Mark Zuckerberg, a humble billionaire who learned to stop worrying and love...
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Top Snapchatter Assures Sorority Rejects He'll Still Fuck Them
If money is the root of all evil, inflated venture-backed paper valuation is probably the root of acting like a Silicon Valley dick: friends say Snapchat's David Kravitz, part of the startup's inner...
View ArticleApple has added language to its corporate charter promising to diversify its...
Apple has added language to its corporate charter promising to diversify its board. "It's all white men," said Jonas Kron, director of shareholder advocacy at Boston-based Trillium.Read more...
View ArticleSnapchat Is Lobbying Congress
An app that lets you send disappearing pictures and videos now has an at least very slight influence in our American democratic process, The Hill reports.Read more...
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The Shadowy Network That Helps Candy Crush Drive Downloads
Earlier this week, a number of Associated Press readers reported that accessing AP stories from their smartphones "automatically redirected" them to the download page for games like Candy Crush. Even...
View ArticleTech Companies Will Have to Pay San Francisco for Private Shuttles
Tech cos using commuter buses will pay SF around $100k each for a total of about $1.5 million over 18 month pilot program.— Sarah G McBride (@mcbridesg) January 6, 2014Read more...
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Kid Who Has Done Nothing Receives Award
How to get a "30 Under 30" nod from Forbes, in the coveted finance category: provide a documented history of being a bad boss at a company that has never released a single product, or even acknowledged...
View ArticleDefamer Netflix Debuts House of Cards Season Two Trailer | Paleofuture Here's...
Defamer Netflix Debuts House of Cards Season Two Trailer | Paleofuture Here's How Ridiculous This Year's CES Will Look in 2034 | Regressing Teams In The Orange Bowl Don't Make Any Money, And Other Lies...
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Forbes: Snapchat CEO Lied to Us To Look Cool
In a recent interview with Forbes as part of their "30 Under 30" bonanza, the mag sat down and talked Facebook diplomacy with Evan Spiegel, the young, sorta-sociopathic chief executive of Snapchat. He...
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Fab.com Basically Shuts Down in Europe
After its repeated New York blood-lettings, erstwhile design superstore Fab.com is pretty much putting Europe out of its misery: Tech.eu reports the site will now only sell custom-made furniture across...
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Y Combinator's Do-It-For-Me Laundry Service Has Fluffed Its Last Load
Y Combinator, that mecca for hardcore hackers running on pure Paleo and possibility, has lost one of its own to the dead pool. The door-to-door laundry service Prim, which let San Francisco denizens...
View ArticleThe Most Hyped Secret Startup of 2013 Is Here (And Incredibly Boring)
"Jelly" has been a closely guarded secret since it was first teased by Twitter co-founder Biz Stone on April Fools Day. It's managed to pull in hugely prominent investors and awed press, based on...
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Tech Companies Want to Buy Protestors' Silence for $1 Per Bus Stop
The only thing more laughable than protestors demanding that tech corporations pay San Francisco $1 billion/year for illegally using public bus stops is Mayor Ed Lee's proposed solution. His plan calls...
View ArticleRegressing Is "Discipline" Overrated In The NFL?
Regressing Is "Discipline" Overrated In The NFL? | Defamer Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David Are Working On a Secret Project | Paleofuture We Should Crowdfund This Insane Amusement Park Ride From 1919 |...
View ArticleGoogle's Newest Commuter Chariot Declares Dominion Over the Sea
There's been a lot of talk about easing tensions in San Francisco of late. Ron Conway wants to squash it, Mayor Ed Lee begged it hush up. Now Google is giving it a shot . . . in the most socially...
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Boycott Uber If You Don't Like It
Uber is a luxury car service that sells increased convenience for a high price. It may be seen as a symptom of a wealthy lifestyle which rubs many people the wrong way. So what should you do if you...
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David Pogue Interviewing Nick D'Aloisio Was Beautiful Blowjob to Yahoo
No sooner had Marissa Mayer pledged her allegiance to content (and advertising!) at CES than she put David Pogue to work. On stage this afternoon, the new head of Yahoo Tech "magazine" just wrapped up...
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